Susan Orlean best Birthday Quotes – “My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar.”
David Ulevitch best Birthday Quotes – “My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.”
Steven Wright best Birthday Quotes – “For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
Gloria Stuart best Birthday Quotes – “I’m amazed. When I was 40, I thought I’d never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.”
Catherine Bell best Birthday Quotes – “The main prank that we play with props is for people’s birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – that’s always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who’s new.”
Steven Wright best Birthday Quotes – “I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.'”
Guy Johnson best Birthday Quotes – “My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.”
Navjot Singh Sidhu best Birthday Quotes – “We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.”
Julianna Margulies best Birthday Quotes – “The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend’s birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people’s birthdays.”
Annette Funicello best Birthday Quotes – “In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.”
Debbie Macomber best Birthday Quotes – “I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters.”
Akshay Kumar best Birthday Quotes – “On every birthday, I ask my wife, ‘What would you like this year?’ and her instant reply is, ‘Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!’ I’m always living in hope that one day she’ll say she just wants me!”
Joy Page best Birthday Quotes – “If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being?”
Molly Sims best Birthday Quotes – “My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.”
Anita Baker best Birthday Quotes – “If I could be doing anything, I’d be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.”