Engelbert Humperdinck best Christmas Quotes – “From me growing up with a large family and everybody singing around the Christmas tree, it was a wonderful, wonderful upbringing.”
Michael Dirda best Christmas Quotes – “Neither my mom nor my dad ever bought me any comic books. Certainly not for Christmas. I suspect that doing so would have violated the Parents’ Code.”
Beth Henley best Christmas Quotes – “The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at a dime store and who was all alone for Christmas in Laurel, Mississippi.”
Blake Shelton best Christmas Quotes – “The way my family always did Christmas was on Christmas Eve, it wasn’t really centered around a dinner on Christmas Eve. It was more about keeping the kids calm. Sometime after dark is when we were going to open all the presents underneath the tree from Mom, Dad and the kids and everything – just the family presents was every Christmas Eve.”
Caroline Leavitt best Christmas Quotes – “A title means marketing. It means that company’s coming soon, and you’d better get out the Christmas lights so they don’t miss your house.”
Bonnie Tyler best Christmas Quotes – “So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush.”
Ben Carson best Christmas Quotes – “You can’t allow the forces of political correction to shut you up. I mean, why are people afraid to say, ‘Merry Christmas?’ Give me a break. If people don’t like it, yeah, they can go do something else.”
Jeff Dunham best Christmas Quotes – “When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.”
Alex Tabarrok best Christmas Quotes – “The term ‘natural resources’ confuses people. ‘Natural resources’ are not like a finite number of gifts under the Christmas tree. Nature is given, but resources are created.”
Chris Brown best Christmas Quotes – “When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas.”
John Cleese best Christmas Quotes – “I can’t tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it’s like going to somebody else’s Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you’re there and you’re not quite sure what you’re supposed to be doing.”
Joe Walsh best Christmas Quotes – “One of the things that Marjorie has done has given me the joy of family. It’s a joy I never really knew. I spent a long time being lonely and hiding, and now, at Christmas, there’s this huge family. That’s something that’s very new to me. And very special.”
Kin Hubbard best Christmas Quotes – “Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
Robert H. Schuller best Christmas Quotes – “I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale.”
John Waters best Christmas Quotes – “One Christmas, Dennis Dermody, the movie critic of ‘Paper,’ gave me ‘Rock Hudson: A Gathering of Friends,’ the master invitation list from Rock Hudson’s memorial service. It’s so great. Everyone’s in it, with personal addresses all bound into a book. Someone else once gave me Ike Turner’s will. I get great stuff.”