Mitch Hedberg – “Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamu…”
Mitch Hedberg best Cool Quotes – “Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?”
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg – “I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them whe…”
Mitch Hedberg best Dreams Quotes – “I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.”
Mitch Hedberg – “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad a…”
Mitch Hedberg best Dating Quotes – “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.”
Mitch Hedberg – “I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlight…”
Mitch Hedberg best Car Quotes – “I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.”
Mitch Hedberg – “I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came…”
Mitch Hedberg best Business Quotes – “I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.”
Mitch Hedberg – “I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one.…”
Mitch Hedberg best Birthday Quotes – “I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.”
Mitch Hedberg – “Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That jok…”
Mitch Hedberg best Amazing Quotes – “Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain’t funny!”
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adult …” – Mitch Hedberg
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg