There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears t …” – Dave Barry
There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately. – Dave Barry
Chance
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious sub …” – Dave Barry
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can’t see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything. – Dave Barry
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a b …” – C. S. Lewis
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. – C. S. Lewis
You may delay, but time will not. …” – Benjamin Franklin
You may delay, but time will not. – Benjamin Franklin
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. …” – Duke Ellington
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. – Duke Ellington
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to …” – Oprah Winfrey
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. – Oprah Winfrey
It is with children that we have the best chance o …” – Jean Piaget
It is with children that we have the best chance of studying the development of logical knowledge, mathematical knowledge, physical knowledge, and so forth. – Jean Piaget
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sou …” – Abigail Adams
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and diligence. – Abigail Adams
A lie gets halfway around the world before the tru …” – Winston Churchill
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. – Winston Churchill